silly 7 Things I Can Do:
1. Make a mean chicken soup
2. Read a few dead languages (and some living ones, falteringly)
3. Give controversial divrei torah on the High Holidays without having machzorim thrown at me
4. Bake cookies
5. Leyn Torah, Haftarah, Esther, Eicha, and Ruth/Qohelet (with occasional help from DH)
6. Earn the affection of students, gabbaim, and occasional blog readers, for reasons that still perplex me
7. Procrastinate with the best of 'em
7 Things I Can't Do:
1. Finish a paper on time
2. Roll a pie crust without having a tantrum
3. Resolve theological crises (my own or others')
4. Stay awake through services without caffeine
5. Layn without preparing
6. Play a musical instrument
7. Drive a car
7 Celebrity Crushes:
So not into celebrities, it's not even worth it.
7 Things I Find Attractive:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humor
3. Dent in skull
4. Jewish literacy
5. Facial and body hair (head hair an asset, but not vital)
6. Easygoing attitude
7. Attraction to me
7 Things I Hope to Do Before I Die (not necessarily in this order):
1. Have kids
2. Earn a Ph.D.
3. Get a driver's license
4. Become well-versed in Talmud and halakha
5. Learn classical Greek and Latin
6. Learn to control my emotions and think before I speak
7. Travel
7 Things I Say Often:
1. "I don't know"
2. "I think"
3. "I'm sorry"
4. "I'm tired"
5. "There's plenty more food."
6. "Do you like me?"
7. "I love you!"
7 Bloggers/LiveJournal Members I'd Like to Infect With This Meme:
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October 20 2005, 15:51:43 UTC 6 years ago
just one more thing to forget
so that's just one more thing to forget ... your name...although we figured you out. Send me your phone number to my full name (first and last no spaces) at gmail so I can send you my phone number and get yours to call you some night after 9 or weekend.October 17 2005, 22:55:33 UTC 6 years ago
6. Earn the affection of students, gabbaim, and occasional blog readers, for reasons that still perplex me
Honestly, it would be more perplexing if you didn't. Ironically, if you didn't, I imagine (possibly wrongly) that you wouldn't feel perplexed at all, though the explanations for it might change daily.
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